HWJD?

How Would Jesus Drive?

Alright, all of you hypocritical, phony Jesus-fish touting, maniacally-driving Tartuffes out there...

I got a few words for you. If you are so brash to brandish a (cliche) "symbol of God's love" on your vehicle, it would behoove you NOT to:

1. Cut other drivers off
2. Flip them the bird
3. Weave in and out of traffic at 80 miles an hour while on your cell phone
4. Drive so close to my bumper that I can see your pores in my rear view mirror

HWJD? Let me guess:

1. Jesus would wave after waiting patiently for you to let him in! He would acknowledge your courteous gesture! And perhaps put a blessing upon you!
2. Jesus would not ride the lane that is running out, just so he could swerve in front of a semi at the last possible open 5 inches of lane.
3. Jesus would not park his car in a busy parking lot diagonally as to avoid a scratch, taking up two parking spaces in the process.
4. Jesus WOULD USE HIS TURN SIGNAL!

(No Lisa, this post wasn't meant as a dig for you. I know you avoid driving the Jesus-Mobile for this very reason.)