We got stoned.

Yesterday Sarah and I went to Zen Massage for a hot stone massage treatment. It was the most tranquil thing I've ever experienced. I've had many Swedish and deep tissue massages in my day (well I wouldn't equate deep tissue massage with relaxation... it's actually slightly torturous, but in a good way) but nothing, NOTHING has ever put me in a state like this did.

My mind was blank, my body was jello and I couldn't help but keep falling asleep.

So men... you want some SERIOUS brownie points??? Give your lady a gift certificate for a hot stone. When she recovers from her comatose state, she'll thank you!

Hole. Lee. Crap.

Herpes linked to brain cancer

Isn't it crazy how many viruses they're starting to link to cancer?

http://current.com/items/89377424_herpes_linked_to_brain_cancer

ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!

Let me highlight some quotes from this news video.

"She thought he was kinda cute..."

"You know he's gonna come back because they dig holes ... he must be making room for his friends."

"I'm scared to death to sit on my toilet."

Rat Crawls Up Through Woman's Toilet

Direct TV = Sensory Overload.

On Christmas Day, my niece withstands many sessions of gift opening which culminate at my Grandma's house where she reaches critical mass. Too many gifts, too much excitement, can't handle it.

That's how Direct TV is making me feel. Too many channels, too many choices, can't handle it. Had to turn it off!! Ack.

An interesting observation.

The DSM-IV defines sex as: "a person's biological status as male, female or uncertain."

Uncertain... betcha most people aren't aware that's possible but I learned in one of my biology classes that it's much more common than you think. What implications does this have for our assumptions about gender roles, determinations, sexuality, etc...

Discuss.

If only for the flair, you need to join Facebook.

My loving and supportive big sister sent me this one.

Sigh. It's true. Truly I have the dumb.